20 Random Tigers

20 random FACTS about yourself that may surprise people.

It's been a long time since I've done one of these, but a friend posted this on Facebook aaaand..

I could not resist. 

So here we go... answers are a lot of truth

1. Do you make your bed? 

2. What's your favourite number? 

5 - like James from Thomas the Tank Engine!

3. What's your regular job? 

Claims manager

4. If you could, would you go back to school? 

Only to beat up certain people with witty comebacks I've craftily fashioned over the years. 

5. Can you parallel park? 

Ignore the gif, I totally can. 

So Sexy It Huuurts...

Okay, I have a very dirty mind. I had to put one of my friends on the 'show less' pile - lovely friend but I really needed to see other updates apart from hers - so I go off to check what she's been up to. She's a fan of a FaceBook group named 'A parents sex life' (sic)

I have nothing against this site. It could very well be the first page I've seen in a buttload's time that isn't filled with spam or those annoying 'here's another page you should like. Like, like for a like?' Damn, I hate those. So I'm looking at the wall and I see.. NAUGHTY MAD-LIBS!!!

Only problem is, everyone else who is posting is being too shy to say what they really think. I'm brave enough to do it though.

Facebook 30 Days of Confessions

Day 1; Your biggest fear.
People pawing through my stuff after I pass away and thinking 'what was this girl's damage? Look at all this crap!!' Which is a long version of saying I'm afraid of being completely misunderstood, I guess.

Day 2; Worst nightmare.
Well, I have a lot of random nightmares. One that sticks out and left me shaking when I woke up was one where I was lost in a bazaar filled with horrible torture devices and disgusting objects that no one else seemed to notice. I came across someone I knew vaguely, and when their friend said something about us I went to go pat them on the back as an apology and they were paper thin. I felt like I could destroy them without even trying or meaning to. I probably should have listened to that dream as it turned out to be quite predictive. 
 
Day 3; Something you wish you could forget.
My past failures. It would be nice to forget them, but you do learn so much from them as well so it's important to remember the lesson more than the actual failure.

Day 4; Best dream.
If only it were that simple. I do not dream. I watch sagas unfold while I sleep.