The ones that turn your status into their life story no matter what you wrote.
The one that writes personal messages as their status because they can't tell the difference from your wall and the news feed.
That guy who keeps posting ten thousand links from the same website.
The status repeater - either they forgot they wrote it last week already or it was five minutes ago with a typo and they apparently don't have a delete button.
THE ONE THAT WRITES IN CAPS LOCK.
The one that just got married and everything has to end with 'my fantastic husband' or 'the love of my life' or else the world will implode.
The one who preaches tolerance, acceptance, non-judgemental way of life and peace but then posts something like 'So and So's a faggot' or 'You're a mute, Ariel, obviously the only reason the prince liked you was because you're hot!'
The one who can't spell, we can forgive. Mostly. The ones who spell like they're trying to be black, white, hip and on drugs at the same time can go to hell.
There's one who pity-posts... everything is so tragic, then her friends come and boost her up until the next attention seeking post comes out.
Those idiots that keep posting those 'it's mother's week!' copy and paste status updates when someone else on your list keeps posting 'it's brother's week!' ones, get your schedule right!
The ones that actually click on those 'OMG Dad walks in on daughter's first time' videos/links and then it gets spammed around.
The one that can only address problems by telling someone off..... on their FaceBook page. In anon code.
The one that just copies old jokes and gets all the likes for some reason.
A little more detail on this one - the controversial poster. One of my friends posted a pretty good thought train - haven't got time for excercise? Do you have time for illness then? and it got some mixed reactions.
I wanted to say a lot about that. Mostly negative. I work casually, but it can be full on and very physical. I often start and finish at stupid hours. The last thing I want to do is go to the gym, most times. With these work times I can't really join a sports team, and it's hard to get to the gym class I do a lot. I have access to a gym, I have a lot of sex and sometimes we take the dog for a walk. By no means do I have a concrete schedule.
As well as that, I'm still battling depression and as well as finding the time, it can be really hard to get motivated. It's fine for this girl, she's a stick figure who works in exercise physiology. I'm not saying that what she's saying is wrong, definately exercise is for the better. It's the way she came across in the comments, that stop making excuses war general kind of speech. One of her friends got a bit offended, saying that when you have a baby in your life it gets harder as well. My friend was like, make the baby part of your routine, they can be a weight in sit ups and you can push the pram around, like, a lot and stuff.
Really, you can tell she doesn't have kids. Hell, even I know that babies aren't going to sit still and act as an exercise prop. More than likely they'll pull your hair, throw up or drool on you or fall off you and start crying. How many reps do you think this lady can do with a distraction like that? As for the prams, yeah good suggestion. Only you have to think of the kid as well. It's gotta fit in with their naptime, make sure the sunscreen keeps going on, pre-make bottles. It's a lot to organise. Then I'm guessing this woman has to come back home and make dinner for her family, wash up and clean after them.. she'll be exhausted.
Sometimes it just isn't that easy. Very much like the highly paid who complain in their updates that the barista/waitstaff/storeperson they just abused should get a real job.
Yes. It's just that easy.
The one I hate most is the kind that post about killing their children on FaceBook and...wait, what?
Oh, holy shit.
Herald Sun
A CRUEL father who posted a message "Bout 2 kill ma kid'' on Facebook before stabbing his two-year-old daughter to death formally pleaded guilty today.
A previous court hearing was told that after kidnapping Yazmina outside her Hallam home, a pitiless Acar gave her mum Rachelle D'Argent updates on his plan to murder their daughter as she desperately tried to persuade him to bring her home.
He used Facebook, SMS and phone calls to taunt Ms D'Argent and the murder was in revenge for her ending their relationship.Here's another one who thinks kids are just objects. What sick people do that to their kids, to get back at their partner? You can see why she dumped the bastard. RIP Yazmina.
I'll stop complaining now.
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