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Sunday, 5 June 2011

#13thingsilove - TwitBlog

This is what Twitter had for me today. I didn't feel like typing, posting, typing, posting, so lucky YOU. You get to read them all nowskis.




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The noise that Death from Discworld makes when his bones rattle. Ooh, baby. Like his voice actor and glowing blue eyes weren't the coolest already, I mean, he's freakin' Death! Also the Discworld series is good. Read and watch them. At the same time. Nah, not really, I'm just messing with you.

12

The squishy noise that the mushroom things make when you jump on them in Super Mario All Stars.Oh my, but they're cute. Poor bastards.

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Gargantua Blarg's 'AAARRRARRARRRGH' from Tetris Attack. He's a little lava... thing.. and he likes to ARGH! These are all things that I can identify with. I've been known to drive people mad by playing the Endless mode on this fantastic little cute and violent Super Nintendo game.

10

Drawing - it's how I express myself. Sometimes you can't do it with words alone.

9

Strawberry milk. I have this Pavlov's Dog thing going when I see that exact, perfect shade of pink milk.
............I'm not allowed to wear pink anymore.

8

Hugs. I'm not a touchy feely person - well, okay yes I am. But that's the OCD compulsions doing the work. When I do hug, I make it awesome. I won't hug just anybody though, I have standards.

7

Holidays! Yay!! All the stress and the confusion that brings you together with a random location and the possibility of sunburn no matter where you are! Photos!! Souvenirs!! ....Uncomfy beds... Hmm. Maybe this is more of a things I have a love/hate relationship with.


6

Spooky things! I love reading spooky things! Not torture porn like Saw or what have you.. I mean like things that aren't blatant creepy but just subtle enough that later on when you start to digest it you're like... oh shit dude.


5

Parodies. Making them, watching them, reading them or listening to them you just can't beat parodies. Half the time when one of my friends asks if I've seen a specific movie my answer will be 'Nooo.... but I've seen the MAD parody!' This gets me a weird look but the way I see it, I've just watched a movie for half the price that's funnier and half the size. Win win.

4

Comics. Mostly the ones featuring Harley Quinn. I'm also a massive manga nut. Done right, a comic can be an impressive medium that still gets pushed into the nerd corner by the general populace, probably because they're idiots. You know, the kind of people that see something cartoony in the video store, rent it without even reading the blurb and then start crying about how they were tricked into showing their kids hentai or extreme violence.


3

My goldfish - deceased, but swimming around in my heart.These guys stuck around for at least five years, so I was pretty attached to them. My first boyfriend dumped them on my doorstep despite animal shelters warning people not to use animals as presents - saying he thought it would be a good test of my motherhood skills. Well, I suppose I was just flattered he didn't give me a pot plant. Anyway, these lovable pets were the best. It was worth the tank cleaning and fish food bill because they made me relax and it was nice to watch them just swim around.

Epic ninja fish freakin' devoured a small outbreak of mosquito's as well - as in leaping out and eating the bastards. They'd pine for each other when we had to put them in separate tubs for cleaning purposes, and when reunited in their spotless tank they'd just huddle together in their little castle. I cried when they departed and I'm not ashamed to admit that.

2

My family - yeah, sappy, I know but it's true. After all this time and the things I've done, they haven't disowned me. By no means am I a rich bitch but I have had it pretty good thanks to these guys. I don't have much family over here but I loves 'em anyway.

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My beloved Panda. This guy is awesome. He listens to me, loves me, takes me to exciting places.. and he gets me. He doesn't try to analyse me to bits, he just accepts me and we make a great team. He helps me hunt down comics, he cleans my car, taught me how to drive, has an awesome sense of humour and he's a really nice guy.

Back when I didn't have my licence, I was on my way to see him and I missed the bus back. Sweetheart drove half an hour out of his way just so I wouldn't have to wait an hour. Once, we were talking about our favourite sweets, so I mentioned Skittles. He wandered off and I assumed he went to the bathroom but he'd actually gone and made a servo run to get some Skittles for me.

If he leaves for work before me, he always kisses me and tucks me back in the sheets before he heads off. He gives the best hugs. Sometimes he's forgetful but he means well and usually remembers the important things. He's not just my partner in crime, he's my best friend and a real panda. ....Maybe.

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